1. PPL who call me and say ' who is this'?
WTF...You called me DUMB ASS...Click!
2. Hobbyist who call me and say "how much do you charge for thus and so"?
DUMB ASS to the 1st order...Click!
3. Hobbyist who call me and leave msg that says 'call me back at 555-1234'...
WTF...Call WHO back...and Call YOU for what?
Asshole....No Call back will HE ever get from me...
4. PPL who pass me going 90 miles an hour (I'm driving 85) and then slow down like a MOFO once S/he has passed me...
What was that all about....duh...
Please try to keep your speed steady...
Don't pass me going 90, then drop to 80.
And if you do pass me, don't glare at me when I pass your slow ass again....
It's not my fault you're a moron.
And don't speed up again after I get past you--
I'm not interested in a race...
5. PPL who ride their brakes...
WTF....
Now THAT's an accident waiting to happen....
I cannot drive behind anyone who does this...I'm a lead foot for pete's sake...
6. Guys who try and bargain...
I absolute hate this...
If I am having a SPECIAL...
It will be posted....
If it is NOT posted...
Assume my donation is what I say it is on my website...
7. Guys who email me and say.."I'd really love to see you but, I need for you to send me some more pics to help me make my mind up"...
Double Asshole...
If the pics I have on my website are not enough for you, then TOUGH...
I will conclude YOU are a pic collector, and I will not waste anymore time with you...
8. Guys who think just because they call, I will come running to some hotel room somewhere...
Or heaven forbid....
Oh, dare I say it....'HIS HOUSE'...
OH HELL NO....
You must really think I am desperate if you believe I am going to do some bogus shytt like that...
I don't know a damn thing about you, and since you did not take ANY time to review ANYTHING on my website...I think I will just ignore your ass from now on...
Get a clue guys...
We are not desperate...
I'm not for sure...
9. Guys who don't bother to cancel once they have an appointment..
This absolutely drives me batty...
If you are going to all the trouble to get yourself verified to see me...
Why then do you not even bother to call/email to say You can't make it, and reschedule?
I have gone thruough a lot to make sure everything was/is on the up and up
before I said YES to you, and I truly do not appreciate being disreguarded like that..
Believe me when I tell you that YOU are now on my list of 1 or 2 things...
(1) Don't Reschedule (2) Reschedule with an additional $50.00 NCNS fee...
Now you dont want that to happen to you, do you??
This should have been right at the top of my list...
10. PPL in the fast lane on their cell phones..
This one makes my eyes cross...
I mean DAM...
I am not saying I don't use my cell while I am driving, because I do...
BUT....I can walk and chew gum at the same time...
These PPL can't do two things at the same time...
YES, some of these PPL are GUYS...
They are just as bad as women...
You guys can stop pointing the finger at women on cell phones and driving...
I was behind some guy just today and he was so engrossed in that call,
I guess he was just absentminded to the fact that he was in the FAST lane driving 25 MPH...WTF...
MOVE OVER ASSHOLE
11. PPL who use speaker phone in public OR those two way thingys...
I do not wish to hear your entire conversation...switch that damn thing off why don't 'cha...
12. CSR
I hate to deal with a customer service person who has NO clue WTF his/her job entails...
Do they train these ppl?
I think not...
You are speaking to one person, and that person has NO idea what to do and switches you to someone else who has LESS knowledge of the problem than that person....
14. PPL who don't know the difference between "Yield" and "Merge"..
Get A Clue Dumb Ass... people coming on to a highway don't understand it is up to them to MERGE....
YOU have to actually turn your head and LOOK at oncoming traffic and fit in, not just hit the dam gas and make me slam on my brakes to keep from knocking your ass off the road, or getting knocked off the road...
15. People who blow their horn at you the nano-second the light changes to green.
Damn Asshole, give me a sec to give it some gas why don't cha......
16. No toilet paper or paper towels in public bathrooms.
Just my luck...
If I did use a public bathroom there most definitely would NOT be any of either one of those...
I HATE PUBLIC BATHROOMS...
I will avoid them if at all possible...
17. Non-smokers who can't understand that people smoke for a reason.
Smokers might have problems that only a cigarette can help deal with.....
Smoking also gives us time to think and rationlize...
GIVE US A BREAK PPL...
Ex smokers are worse than people that never smoked.
They forget why they smoked to begin with....
18. The fact that companies want you to send your hard earned money right away, but take 6-8 weeks to send you their stuff....
What could they possibly be doing holding MY money...
19. Strangers who don't say "thank you" or even acknowledge you when you hold the door for them.
DUMB ASSES...
Next time, I'm gonna let it slam you in the face...
20. People who don't use their turn signal ...
OK, here I am sitting there waiting to go...
Then you do what?
You guessed it...
You just turn off without even thinking about letting me know you were turning you asshole...
I could have been half way home by now...
21. When I am driving through miles of road construction,
and see 50 workers that are NOT working, Then I see a sign that says...
"Your tax dollars at work"
WTF are they thinking...
22. When I am in the fast lane behind a car who is driving NEXT to the car in the slow lane and will not speed up or get his/her ass over...
Don't you ppl know I am in a hurry.....
MOVE!!!
23. I hate it when I have had a long, hard day at work (my REAL job), Run a nice bath, gotten into it and the dam phone rings..
Oh, you have GOT to be kidding me...
Never fails...right...
24. RACIST people.
Who the hell are you to think YOU are better than I am...
25. Touch Tone.
When is the last time any one of us has called a company, and been able to IMMEDIATELY speak to a human being, if at all?
So many numbers to press...
So little time....(sigh)
26. BODY ODOR..
WTF...
Now I know you have to smell yourself...
WHAT...
You have smelled like that for so long you have become immune to it...
Take a bath already...and a little deodorant won't hurt...
27. People telling me that I'm in a bad mood when I'm really in a good mood....
This assumption on their part puts me in a bad mood, which makes them right...there goes the rest of my MOFO'ing day.
28. Teens who wear their hats off to the side but not exactly in the center...
YEP...He has decision making issues...PICK ONE..
29. I can't stand it when there's a mosquito/gnat/fly in the room and people just swat ineffectively at it when it comes near them...and continue to swat ineffectively at it each time it returns!
Kill it, for the love of God, kill it!
30. Rednecks who like to "Hunt and Fish".....
For what freaking purpose?????
You live down the street from the damn grocery store, you don't need to kill a whole freaking dear to feed your family...
Driving around with Confederate flag stickers on their trucks or sitickers that say "If I had known about this I would have fought my own war" I'm like "Get over it already moron, it ended before your great grandparents were born!
31. Black PPL who think the world owes them something...because they are black ppl...
WTF...Get over it and move on...
Your life is what you make it...
Stop dwelling in the past and try taking some steps to make a better future for you and your family...
NO one owes you a thing...Especially the white man...
which is what I am so freaking tired of hearing some black ppl say...
32. Extremely stupid people...
Like, I wouldn't even be that stupid if I were hit in the CENTER of my head with a mac truck.
Like common sense just took a trip and NEVER came back...
You've heard "the lights on but no one's home"..well stupid ppl have no light...that light burned out a long time ago....
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