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You should have seen this....

09-Sep-2007

I just got back from having my car cleaned up and I saw the most unusual site.
 
Just walking down the street, minding his own business, was this guy who wore (NO SHYTT) a light purple shirt, a dark purple jacket, purple pants and RED shoes...
 
Now, You know I laughed right??
 
This guy must have woken up with a few different  thoughts running through his brain.
 
1. He said, "Fuck It", I've had these clothes for a minute, might as well wear 'em..
 
2. He looked at himself in the mirror, and thought he was sharp as a tack.
 
3. He was still hung over from partying on Saturday night and put back on the same clothes  he wore the night before, which actually brings me back to  #1...
 
4. He thought he'd give ppl like me a really good belly laugh....*It really worked on me, because I had not laughed so hard in a loooooong time*
 
5. He was just expressing himself...
 
Either way.....
to the purple dressed man walking down the street...
 
GOTTA LOVE IT!
    Comments
  • myohmyo:
    Ok...just to be fair...lets not forget the 300 lb man on the beach with the speedos...and hair hanging out everywhere and completely covering his back. And my favorite part of this guy....he thinks the women can't resist him. Hint hint buddy....if you gotta lift yer gut to find yer pecker....she's probably not gonna wanna work that hard to find it. LOL. Just wanted to be fair.... kisses sexxy lady
  • DELICIOUS:
    WTF.... I know big girls need love too, but Girlfriend couldn't have had a friend in the world unless what friends she did/does have just didn't/don't give a shytt either... Either way, STOP THE MADNESS....
  • myohmyo:
    That's some funny shytt! Now...here's my favorite I saw not too long ago. Woman that weighed 240 if she weighed a pound. She had on pedal pushers and a half shirt with a belly ring. OMG...the only reason I knew she had a belly ring, was because it had a hanging part....that laid out on top of one of the rolls. Apparently she had no friends...cause you would think someone would have stopped her before she left the house. in short...ewwwwwwwww. Take care...kisses sexxy lady

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