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But everybody looks funny naked!
A little rug burn never hurt anyone!
Sweetheart, did you lock the back door?
ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
On second thought, let's turn off the lights.
And to think- I was really trying to pick up your friend!
Hope you're as good looking when I'm sober...
Try not to smear my make-up, will ya!
I thought you had the keys to the handcuffs!
Did you know the ceiling needs painting?
When is this supposed to feel good?
No, really... I do this part better myself!
It's nice being in bed with a woman I don't have to inflate!
You're almost as good as my ex!
You look younger than you feel ..
Perhaps you're just out of practice ..
Now I know why he/she dumped you...
You give me reason to conclude that foreplay is overrated..
And to think, I didn't even have to buy you dinner!
I was so horny tonight I would have taken a duck home!
I really hate women who actually think sex means something!
Did you come yet?
I'll tell you who I'm fanatasizing about if you tell me who you're fantasizing about...
Sorry but I don't do toes!
You could at least ACT like you're enjoying it!
Petroleum jelly or no petroleum jelly, I said NO!
So that's why they call you MR. Flash!
My old girlfriend used to do it a LOT longer!
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