We don't come with an owner's manual, but we should....
-No man or woman is worth your tears, and the one who is won't make you cry.
-Just because someone doesn't love you the way you want them to, doesn't mean they don't love you with all they have.
-A true friend is someone who reaches for your hand and touches your heart.
-Never frown, even when you are sad, because you never know who is falling in love with your smile.
-Maybe God wants us to meet a few wrong people before meeting the right one, so that when we finally meet the person, we will know how to be grateful.
-Don't cry because it is over; smile because it happened.
-There's always going to be people that hurt you, so what you have to do is keep on trusting and just be more careful about who you trust next time around.
-No matter how hard you try, you can't baptize cats.
-Don't wear polka dot underwear under white shorts.
-No matter how much I care, some people are just assholes.
-It takes years to build up trust, and it only takes suspicion, not proof, to destroy it.
-You can get by on charm for about fifteen minutes. After that, you'd better have a big weenie or huge boobs.
-You shouldn't compare yourself to others - they are more screwed up than you think.
-You can keep puking long after you think you're finished.
-We are responsible for what we do, unless we are celebrities.
-Regardless of how hot and steamy a relationship is at first, the passion fades, and there had better be a lot of money to take its place.
-No matter how you try to protect your children, they will eventually get arrested and end up in the local paper.
-The people you care most about in life are taken from you too soon and all the less important ones just never go away.
-Never, under ANY circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night.
-If you had to identify, in one word, the reason why the human race has not achieved (and never will achieve) its full potential, that word would be "meetings".
-There is a very fine line between "hobby" and "mental illness".
-People who want to share their religious views with you almost never want you to share yours with them.
-You should not confuse your career / job with your life.
-No matter what happens, somebody will find a way to take it too seriously.
-When trouble arises and things look bad, there is always one individual who perceives a solution and is willing to take command. Very often, that individual is crazy.
-Never lick a steak knife.
-Take out the fortune before you eat the cookie.
-The most powerful force in the universe is gossip.
-You will never find anybody who can give you a clear and compelling reason why we observe daylight savings time.
The one thing that unites all human beings, regardless of age, gender, religion, economic status or ethnic background, is that, deep down inside, we ALL believe that we are above average drivers.
-A person who is nice to you, but rude to the waiter, is not a nice person.
-Your family and true friends love you, no matter what....
*And when God, who created the entire universe with all of its glories, decides to deliver a message to humanity, HE will NOT use, as His messenger, a person on cable TV in a bad suit, with a bad hairstyle.
There 'ya have it folks....
Hope you enjoyed reading about this stuff....
Feel free to post your comments....
Kisses, DA
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